I’ve never used GIFs before. But it’s Monday. And there’s just not even enough coffee in the world right now. Plus I’ve been re-watching Gilmore Girls on Netflix since it’s so much easier than going through the trouble of putting on my Gilmore Girls DVDs. So here are my 10 favorite coffee moments. Maybe. I’m sure I’ve forgotten some. Whatever. I need more coffee.
1. “I can’t stop drinking the coffee, I stop drinking the coffee and I stop doing the standing and the walking and the words-putting-into-sentence-doing.”
I mean, right? Don’t stop drinking coffee.
2. Max: How about coffee? You like coffee?
Lorelai: Only with my oxygen.
Yes, this. And, what kind of question is, “You like coffee?” anyway? Who doesn’t like coffee? (This question is rhetorical. If you don’t like coffee, I just don’t even want to know) 😉
3. Luke: I can get you herbal tea.
Lorelai: This is not a herbal tea morning, this is a coffee morning.
Luke: Every morning for you is a coffee morning.
Lorelai: This is a jumbo coffee morning. I need coffee in an I.V.
So much perfection here. And really, every morning IS a coffee morning…actually every morning is a jumbo coffee morning. So, yeah.
4. “I need coffee. Extra strong. Double-caff. Triple-caff. No, forget the calf. Throw in the whole cow…”
This may be the best thing ever. 🙂
5. Luke: So what’ll you have?
Lorelai: Coffee, in a vat.
Rory: I’ll have coffee also. And chili fries.
Why doesn’t coffee come in vats?
6. Lorelai [retrying the school coffee]: It… it just keeps getting worse.
Max: Well you know not drinking it is always an option.
Lorelai: Not in my world.
Truth. You just have to drink it. It’s not even on purpose; the cup is just there in your hand and muscle memory makes you put it to your mouth and take a drink. There’s nothing you can do. Or maybe that’s just me. And Lorelai. 😉
7. Rory: Mommy??
Lorelai: What do you mean it’s not ready? It’s 6:00 in the morning. Nothing says coffee like 6:00 in the morning.
The coffee’s not ready?!?! Just the worst!
8. Woman: Here we go. Three coffees.
Lorelai: Oh, no, I’m sorry. I only ordered one.
Woman: You said “Coffee, coffee, coffee”.
Lorelai: Haha, no, see, I said “coffee-coffee-coffee”.
Woman: Right.
Lorelai: As in I really need coffee-coffee-coffee. You know.
Woman: No.
Lorelai: Coffee-coffee-coffee is a saying, like an exaggeration. It’s a funny, desperate cry for caffeine. It’s just my thing. ‘Cause everybody knows I drink a lot of coffee, so the day can’t start until I’ve had my jolt. It’s a bit. My bit. It’s not a particularly funny bit unless you know me, then – you know what, three coffees would be great. What do I owe you?
You know what, when it comes right down to it, three coffees WOULD be great. So there’s that. 😉
9. “I’m gonna have to quit drinking coffee! And I love coffee! I really love coffee!”
This is me every time I’m pregnant. (I talk myself off the ledge…it’ll be okay, I can still drink some, just cut back, and fill in with decaf…I’ll survive) but just the thought of having to quit is enough to bring on all the tears. I really love coffee!
Yeah so this post is actually just my 9 favorite moments because my coffee cup is empty and I can’t let it stay that way. And oy with the poodles already, I know a bajillion other people have already basically made this exact post but I don’t even care because, coffee. And Gilmore Girls. Nuff said. 😉